I have some bizarre euphanisms, sayings, whatever you want to call them. This is a brief explanation of what I really mean. ;)

East Bay: The San Francisco area is divided into four main parts: South bay (ie Peninsula), North Bay (Marin, Tiburon), East Bay (where I live, where Berkeley is located) and the City (San Francisco). phat slip.net check: oxymoron. slip.net is notorious for paying their employee's anywhere from 25-50% lower than industry standard. dyed my eyebrows: my eyebrows are black. they are not dark brown, mahogany, or any other shade. they are black. black as coal, black as the night. whatever little euphanism you want to use. anyway, any time i do something to my hair, people always accuse me of dying my eyebrows. i have not, and never will. Bruno's: is a nightclub located in the Mission. It caters to the gin and tonic sipping, 40's-era clothes wearing, swing listening yuppie crowd who wouldn't think of drinking a beer. Mission District: is a district in San Francisco that was mainly populated by Hispanics, but is slowly becoming one of the new hot and trendy areas for the locales to move to for that "ethnic" flavor. El Cerrito: a small burb of Berkeley, located in the East Bay. BART: B.ay A.rea R.apid T.ransit. Simply put, the subway system that connects East Bay/SF/South Bay together. G-Rap: My brother Jeff's and I wording for Grand Rapids, Michigan. Where I was raised. Sparta,MI: Located about 15 miles north of Grand Rapids, by Cedar Springs and Rockford. hefeweizen: a german type of beer, that tastes kick ass with a lemon slice in it.