* My birthdate (6-12-72) has mathematical properties. 6*12=72. 6+1+2=9/3=3 as well as 7+2=9/3 = 3. Three is not only a prime number, but also has 'magical' properties as well. * I was the biggest (11 lbs and 7 ozs) baby born in the year 1972, at Toronto West General Hostpital. * While my brother and I have different fathers, he was one oz and one inch smaller than I was at birth. He now stands 7' flat footed at the age of 19. * I taught myself to read when I was 2. * I wrote my first book, The Dog with No Ears when I was five. I also put it in chapbook form. * Though I can not spell my way out of a paperbag, I once won the school spelling bee in the fourth grade. * I lived with a self-styled dominatrix for a year. (Self styled because she couldn't dominate shit.) * At any given time, I've been/or am pierced in the following places: both nipples, tongue, navel and nose. (Not including ears.) * I have one tattoo, the Eye of Ra, on my right ankle. * In May of 1997, I moved 3000 miles (from Michigan to the SF Bay Area) to live with a man I had met via the Internet. * In December 1994, I was in an accident where as I had discolated and fractured my right ankle in two spots. I have a six inch scar on the outside of my ankle and a three inch scar on the inside of said ankle. * My exroommate Cathleen shares the same birthdate as I do (June 12) as well as two people at work. * I have, guesstimating, I've met more people via the Internet then those I have met in real life. * I have been proposed to by five different men. However, I never was formally engaged nor did I get married. * Guys I date tend to fall into the following catagory: Named Jeff, Dan, Chad or Michael. Over 6' tall (average is about 6'2"). Averge hair color is medium brown. Average eye color is blue/green. Average intelligence tends to weigh towards more of the "intellectual" type. Average IQ is over 160. Tends to either major in Philosophy and/or Computer Sciences in college, OR is currently working in some computer based industry. Tends to be younger than me, average median age tends to be 23. Sexually tends to have a need to be "punished". Tends to have some artistic side, such as graphic designer/writer/philosopher. Tends to be egocentric/pompous/obnoxious/inflated attitude. If you fit above in the following, do NOT email me. This useless informaiton bought to you by: A self-indulgent ego.